Funny – A Woman
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive. “Later…
My Wife!
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! OFFICER: Age? Husband: I’m not sure. Around 40. We don’t do birthdays. OFFICER:…
Dolly Wanted A New Living Room Set
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every…
The Dog, The Rooster And The Fox
A Dog and a rooster, who were the best of friends, wished very much to see something of the world. So they decided to leave the farmyard…
A Father Tests His Twin Boys
Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas day their father…
Story – A mother
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to…
During lunch at work last
When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and…
Wife Was Complaining About Her Husband
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, So one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you…
A Man And His Wife Are Driving Down The Road
A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the poor…
So Funny Joke
A HORNY BURGLAR !!! A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom… The husband said…
Story – Why?
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids….
Funny – A husband walks
A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price…